《双语时代》2007年第08期摘录:Ablindmanwalksi
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Ablindmanwalksintoastorewithhisseeing—eyedog.Allofasudden,hepicksuptheleashandbeginsswingingthedogoverhishead.Themanagerrunsuptothemanandasks,”Whatareyoudoing?!”Theblindmanreplies,”Justlookingaround.”蘧隧蠢鬣一位盲人带着导盲犬走进一家商店。突然问,这个盲人拉起他的狗链子并开始在他的脑袋上甩I他的导盲犬。i店主跑过来问:“你在干什么?”盲人回答说:“到处看看。”womanlsonabUSAwomangotonabusholdingababy.Thebusdriversaid:”That。Stheugliestbabyl。veeverseen.”Inahuif,thewomanslammedherfareintothefareboxandtookanaisleseatneartherearofthebus.Themanseatednexttohersensedthatshewasangryandaskedherwhatwaswrong.”Thebusdriverinsultedme,”shefumed.Themansympathizedandsaid:”Why,he’Sapublicser—vantandshouldn。tsaythingstoinsultpassengers.””You’reright.”shesaid.”lthink川gobackupthereandgivehimapieceofmymind.。。。’That’Sagoodidea,”themansaid.”Here,letmeholdyourmonkey.”公车上的妇女一位抱小孩的妇女上了公车。司机说:“这是我见过最丑的婴儿了。”这妇女很生气,将车票钱丢进投币箱,在车后面找了个位置坐了下来。坐在她旁边的男士觉得她有些生气,便询问她发生了什么事。“这个司机欺负我,”她生气地答道。这位男士很同情她,于是他说:“什么,他是个服务人员,怎么能侮辱乘客呢?”“你说的没错,”那女人回答。“我觉得我得过去告诉她我的不满。”“好主意,”男士回答说。“来,我先帮你抱着你的猴子。”Amanwalksintoabaronedavandasks,”DoesanyOnehereownthatrottweileroutside?””Yeah,Ido!”abikersays,standingup.”Whataboutit?””Well.IthinkmyChihuahuajustkilledhim…””Whatareyoutalkingabout?!“thebikersays,disbeliev—ingly.”Howcouldyourlittleruntk川myrottweiler?””Well.itseemshegotstuckinyourdog’Sthroat!”不过癌狗瓤架衙已一天一个人走进一家酒店后问:“这儿有谁带来一只罗特韦尔犬(一种强壮的德国牧羊犬)吗?”“是我P一个骑摩托车的人站了起来。“怎么了?”“嗯,我想我的吉娃娃狗(一种墨西哥小狗)刚刚弄死了你的狗。”“你说什么呢?”骑摩托车的人难以置信地说。“你的小狗崽子怎么可能弄死我的罗特韦尔犬?”“嗯,它好像卡在你的狗的喉咙里了!”A。…st2C)C)7BIIInlluolTime097
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