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eader’soungeX孓i吾Hj代·84Anonymous编番专麓(了≮；氕嗄)，：壬《j替ummlbeingsareremarkableintheircapacityforsuffering.Theycanbeardeath，deprivation?brutality?andoppression.Floodsiearthquakes?famines.wars—younameit.Whattheycannotbear，however，arethelittlethings.TheguywhogoesintoaMcDonald’swithasawed—offshotgunandstartsblowingpeopleawaywasprob—ablypushedovertheedgebyaseriesoftheselittlethings：helosthiskeysthreedaysinarow，orhecouldn’topenthatbottleofketchupandthenitbrokealloverhim，orsomeassholecuthimoffintraffictwiceinarow.Orhejustspentamonthontheroadwithhisin—laws.I'vespentthelastmonthtravelingaroundtheUSwithmyChinesein—laws.ThisistheirfirstvisittotheUSandmymother—in—law’sfirsttripoutsideofChina.Theydon’tspeakawordofEnglishandaren’tthebesttravelers.Ingeneral，Ihaveagoodrelationshipwiththem.Theyaregener—allyreasonableandopenpeople.ButafteramonthoftravelingaroundtheUSwiththem，Ifeeltheweightofsmallthingsuponme，drivingmeslowlyandutterlyinsane.Whatarethesesmallthings?Dadlikestotake$1.000incashoutofhispocketandshoveitinthefaceofeverycashierweencounter.Nevermindthatmywifetoldhimnottodothisabout40timesandthat1woulddealwithpayingthecashierandthathe’11getusmuggedifhekeepsitup.Nevermindallthat.Thenexttimewestopata7-11tobuyhima50一centlighteryouandIknowwhatwillhappen：outwillcomethe$1，000bucksandthebattleoverthebillwillbeginwhilethebemusedandbefuddledcashierlookson，eyeingthetencrisphundreddollarbillshoveringinfrontofhisnose.Ineverreallythoughtitwaspossiblethatsomeonecouldnotknowhowtouseafork.Yeah，Iknow，Igrewupusingafork，blah，blah，blah.Butisn’taforkjustasmallshovel?Andwhocan’tfigureouthowtouseashovel?Well，Iknowtwopeoplewhocan’t.Dadgaveuponthefork.He。saknifemannow.Ihavewatchedhimeatanentiremealoffaknife—mashedpotatoes，steak，asalad...thewholeworks.Thewaiterprobablythoughthewasmen—tallyillorhadsomeright—brain／left-braindisorder.(And，no，Dad，thiswaiterdoesn’thaveanychopsticks，either.)Morncan’tbeinthesun.Apparentlysheisavampireandthesunmeltsvampires.Momcan’tbeinthecar.Shegetscar—sickafter10minutes.Momdoesn’tliketowalk.Itistootiring.Momdoesn’tliketofly.Itistooexpensive.Momwantstoknowwherewearegoingtoday.Ineverrealizedhowmuchtravellingwithyourin—lawscouldbeliketravellingwithtwofive—year—olds.Youfeellikeanexasperatedparentmostofthetime：”Don’twalkonpeople’slawns.””Don。ttouchpeople.””Waitforpeopletogetoffoftheelevatorbeforeyourushin.…’Washyourhands.…Pleasedon。tyellacrossthestore.